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Devious Journal Entry

Wed Jul 14, 2004, 5:38 PM
Druid charged for carrying sword
From correspondents in London
July 14, 2004

A BRITISH druid was in court today charged with carrying a ceremonial sword, used for casting spells, while on a shopping trip to a local hardware store.

Merlin Michael Williams appeared at a magistrates' court in the southern English coastal town of Portsmouth wearing his full druidic regalia of green robe and blue cloak, with talismans around his neck.

The 26-year-old was charged with possessing an offensive weapon after a security guard saw him with the sheathed 90cm blade draped over his shoulder as he browsed through a branch of Wilkinson Hardware.

About a dozen fellow members of the Insular Order of Druids sat in the court's public gallery, while chief druid King Arthur Pendragon, wearing white robes with a red lion emblazoned on the front, acted as Williams's legal adviser.

The sword, named Talisen, has been confiscated by police as evidence.


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Talisen, you shall be missed.

-Asaroth Drystan

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  • Current Residence: Loxahatchee
  • Interests: Food
  • Favourite movie: Fried Green Tomatoes
  • Favourite band or musician: Meatloaf / Cake
  • Favourite genre of music: Foodcore Metal
  • Skin of choice: Stretched out
  • Favourite game: Burgertime
  • Favourite gaming platform: Jaguar, because you can cook and eat it. Atari 2600, because it has my weight after Atari.
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:iconmrdrystan:
Oh, the irony. Calling me a pig when you and your boyfriend are morbidly obese and I am the one underweight. Thanks for your time and I hope you enjoyed my pictures. Please visit again soon, douchebag.
:iconasaroth:
This is John's girlfriend, Megan..you are a complete jerk! Don't mess with john or with any of his pics...especially mine, you sick pig
:iconmrdrystan:
P.S. Stretchmarks are sexy.

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